
WELCOME
TO THE LASER YOGA MEDIA CARTEL
We are an alternative media company specializing in spoken-word metal
music, short films, dark
and surreal sci-fi books, graphic novels and more!
Click below for Atheist Alien-Spoken Word Doom Metal

You can buy ALL of our film/video/book projects(except for Atheist
Alien) with our Deluxe USB!
Contains EVERYTHING including special features, posters and interviews.
Our
books-FREE to download:
Your Words are Like Swords
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Effing Brutal
My first graphic novel, about a superhero
who thinks he's Tori Amos-yes that's the plot. Brutally dark and stupid.
laser.yoga/brutal.pdf
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How to Catch a
Faery with a Bottle of Tequila
NEW hardcover LGBT
love story about 2 losers who meet a woodland faery! LGBT coffee table
book!
laser.yoga/faery.pdf
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Conversations from the
Fucking Future
My sci-fi book with androids,
clones,
anti-gravity, unicorns, holographic-penises and lots of rude people
screaming at eachother.
laser.yoga/future.pdf
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CLICK BELOW TO GET ALL OF IT ON the LASER YOGA DELUXE USB, you get:
Far Too Gone-Short Film
Effing Brutal-Animation and Graphic Novel PDF
Fear of Lemonade-Short Film
Meeting Hillary-Short Film
Your Words are Like Swords Short Film and Book PDF
Tachyonic Anti-Telephone-Short Film
Conversations from the Fucking Future-Book PDF
How To Catch a Faery with a Bottle of Tequila-Graphic Novel PDF
Interviews
Printable 11x17" Posters
Radio Show and TV appearances
AND MORE!
Our
Story
LASER YOGA MEDIA CARTEL
Started by avantgarde writer/filmmaker Brian
Horustopheles
Labrecque, our titles are meant to stretch the mind, and then snap it
back.
Self-taught and a devout follower of John
Waters, Don
Coscarelli and Mike Judge, he never attended film school and has never
been to a writing workshop. He denounces all formal film school
training and writing classes as "emasculating" and like "trying to
become smarter by getting a lobotomy". His films have won critical
acclaim from film festivals as diverse as the Southside Film Festival
in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania to Festival Du Cinema De Bruxelles in
Brussels, Belgium. His books are wildly unpopular.
Brian
is available for public speaking engagements. Email for more info:
brian(at)laser.yoga
Formerly known as Depressing
Prospects Films and Labrecque Art and Film.